1. You worry about money 20 hours out of the day
2. You insist on wearing 'sensible shoes' when you go out
3. Large groups of teenagers terrify you *crosses road to avoid being stabbed*
4. You didn't know what 'Netflix and Chill' was until you looked it up last week on Google (and then wished to God you hadn't- MY EYES.)
5. You forget people's names even though you've spoken to them countless times before
6. You begin to think all the music ~the kids~ listen to sounds the same
8. So concerned in fact, that you say "pardon?" because you can never hear a word anyone is saying
9. You're almost certain you saw a grey hair the other day
10. You've had to put clothes back that look "too young" for you
11. You begin to detest everyone you were friends with when you were 14
12. The successful people you look up to are sometimes younger than you
13. As soon as you get into a club, you want to leave within half hour. Why is it so dark? Why is the music so loud? Why are there so many youths?
14. You can't handle your drink like you used to
15. The best part of a night out is returning to your bed ~my one true love~
16. You make excuses not to go out, and you really hit the jackpot if plans get cancelled
17. You're too old to do stupid, irresponsible things like stay out past midnight
18. But you're still too young not to
19. You begin to start sentences with: "when I was your age..."
20. But you've experienced enough to know that everything will turn out okay in the end
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